Hilarious dating headlines

If the photos don’t cut it, we generally don’t click on the person. But if we make it past the photo, skimming profiles, the first thing you'll notice is the profile tagline.This little ditty can compel us to read further, or it can cause us to roll our eyes and move on.The Dating Gurus are at your service to explain just why a dating profile headline (also known as a tagline) is more important than you would first suspect.

The best headlines contain intelligent words and succinct sentences capable of drawing everyone's attention.

We frequently get requests for help from Plenty of Fish (see our review on POF) and Match (our review on Match) members for advice on making their online dating profiles more appealing.

Typically, the alarm bells start clanging as soon as we see their profile taglines: 90% of these taglines are either typical (overused and boring) or slightly needy.

Find some dating profile headline examples coming up for you and pick the ones that suit you the most.• Free 30 day trial.• I know your secret.• If I could rearrange the Alphabet I would arrange U and I together.• If you can read this you have passed the first test, if you can't then you better take a class or something.• Party like a rock star? you've just come across a guy who is perfect boyfriend material.• Yes, it's true I was called a bad boy by my ex-girlfriend.• Have a seat! Good, let me introduce myself to you then ...• Help!

[aweber_embed] Any headline that lists a number of reasons, secrets, types, or ways will work because it makes a very specific promise of what’s in store for the girl when she reads your profile. Falling in love or finding a great catch should be enjoyable.